Some. Fucking. People.

Now we just need some radiation mask-wearers imitating this and we're all set.

"These may have been boom times for American fitness, but they were bad ones for American breasts."

Let's not forget the Power of Allergies though. Some villains may be sensitive to pet dander and a long protracted chase through a building may leave them with stinging and watery eyes, sneezing, and a mental note to avoid said location in the future (communicated as politely as possible so as not to insult the host,…

You left out the article about how fat C.C. Sabathia is.

"All the greats put vaseline on their gloves."

Exactly! So many people are bitching, while the developer is completely cool with it. I actually commend his attitude - he's admitting that the gag in question doesn't really serve any real purpose, and that removing it could make the game more appealing to more people. I fail to see what the huge issue is. Nobody is…

Hey, if he thinks it makes sense to change it, cool. It's up to the developer.

Sue - Noun \sü\ - A dinner-lady of questionable virtue, found in almost every primary school in England. Easily identified by vacant expression, hairnet and tobacco-stained fingers.

This explains how I feel about BF and COD (and the countless clones) so very perfectly.

More than anything, I'm incredibly pleased to see that weaponsmiths in real life look EXACTLY like they do in videogames.

She kinda looks like Quentin Tarintino.

Writing on your disk is nothing new. It's how I've been able to get every new Call of Duty sequel.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

At that moment, I knew that we were through the looking glass. Peyton, me, everyone couldn't believe what we were seeing. Some tried to stop him, but me, I could only stand and stare. No one was going to drag Irsay away from that horse. He had the mad look in his eye of a starving hyena after the last remnants of a…

I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.

stunning eyes

One day I hope for a photoshopless series of images. I've always found those to be much more enjoyable.

I'm rooting for a 3rd party here, which is an asteroid that would wipe out Busch or Fenway during gametime.