Pfft, don’t ask me.

It’s funny you say that. I have a co-worker who enjoys Arrow and Flash, but was struggling to get into this series. My advice was “Stop thinking about it so much.” Oddly enough it helped him. Now, he seems to enjoy it for the goofy superhero fun that it is.

Citizen Steel. He can turn his flesh into steel at a moment’s notice, and he’s a historian*.

You must not know how to dougie.

I would star your comment, but I also live in WI and this makes me sad.

Yea, I’ll likely be making the pilgrimage soon. I’m guessing it should be more or less empty for a majority of the showings during the week.

I was actually very tempted to just wait this one out til it hit home release, since everyone has a good idea about what happens going into it. Though with some slight prodding from a co-worker I’ll very likely join everyone else one this hype train.

This, a lot of this. When I used to deliver pizza we had a couple different customers who would constantly order multiple 2-liters of soda at $2.50 a piece. Now (I work in a grocery store) I laugh a little bit every time I see 2 liters on sale for $0.88, because I know those people are still getting those 2-liters…

Many things, but mostly the lack of want to sit in a theater with randoms for 2 1/2 hours when my apartment is so much more comfortable. That and my local theater is only showing it on one screen, and their start times are trash.

This theory works great for products manufactured in the US. However, it is highly unlikely that some random chinese worker (assuming China because Apple has a history of working in there, eg: Foxconn) would have some random US currency and decide to jam it in there and send it back to us.

I haven’t made it to the theater yet (please don’t lynch me) should I see Rogue One before this?

This is incredible! I work in a produce dept at a grocery store, and I knew to cut it in half on its equator and carve it out with a spoon, but peeling the skin back seems so much easier! This is now how I will tell people to prep these.

This must be why I see vaginas everywhere!

You have pretty much summed up the entirety of my HS years, at least if you sub out that 76 skylark for my 94 sunbird

That video is still just as fun as I remember it in the 90s. HOwever, that CGI did not age well.

I think it’s the itchy bugs they perceive underneath their skin that makes them want to remove their shirts.

Glad I wasn’t the only person who saw this and immediately thought of the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch Johnny Cage punch Goro in the nuts.

+1 for pontiff/god wisecracks

As said the entire nation this morning.