Yeah, it’s pretty heartbreaking. I suppose you may have googled it by now, but pangolins are closely related to anteaters and armadillos, for future reference.

Great work this year Fahey. Fighting the good fight.

I find it funny how some of the games on this list (namely Bully and MGS3) are some of my favorite games of all time, but only because I was able to pick them up on the PS Store or as remasters. Makes me wonder how many people who were too young to play games like Dishonored and Uncharted or simply had no interest in…

I have a soft spot for RAGE. The story was one of the worst I’ve seen and the texture pop-in is GARBAGE on the PS3, but it has the most fluid, satisfying gunplay that I have ever seen in a shooter. Toss in the great mechanics (like the ever so addicting wingsticks) with enemies that have authentic reactions to your…

And every MOBA developer while we’re at it.

I remember playing this after I got it bundled with a new PS3 (RIP fat PS3 that could play PS2 games). I was already not really liking the game when I got to the Paul Revere mission. I was climbing a tree to grab a feather and Paul would not stop bitching at me about it. It occured to me that I could stop playing the…

I think Kojima’s games are actually simple to understand if you abstract them a but further. Peace Walker was about losing a loved one and Metal Gear Solid 4 questioned whether the unchecked advancement of technology is a good thing or not, for example. Of course, this is a matter of opinion. Peace Walker could just…

They already remastered SCII, so unless they want to hop on SCIII, I’m good on remasters. Honestly, I’m itching for a new game, preferably one that retcons/takes place before SCV.

That’s better than Rayman can say.

I think Maeve’s storyline was made by Ford. He needed to free the wiped hosts from Cold Storage without the Board catching on, so he had her disable the security protocols and distract the guards so they wouldn’t notice.

The game is on PS3 too, if you have one and don’t mind it being an upscaled version of the original.

I feel like it will be impossible for Death Stranding to suck. Kojima is a guy who likes to swing for the fences, so I feel that we’ll either have an amazing game or an epically bad masteriece, if anything.

Wow, this is totally a game I’ll purchase and play.

ME2 was my favorite, but I’d be fine with one like 1 and 3 if I don’t have to deal with having to swap out weapons and armor every few seconds and it keeps the great dialogue with companions that 2 had.

Pending comments are the blogs’ way of filtering out content. Hate speech and the like usually gets filtered out quickly, so there isn’t much of a problem with that anymore. I don’t normally see a lot of NSFW content in comments, but since this was a really apt and hilarious picture relating to the article, other…

Washington has more guns than Texas if I remember correctly. We could get a fighting chance.

Plessy vs. Ferguson was in 1986?

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Infinite Warfare, sadly.

I’d suggest Washington. Legalized weed, voted for Hillary, and more trees than you are probably used to seeing in the east. But really, you can’t go wrong with anything on the West Coast.