I am only interested in Reno 911 - I wish it was anywhere but here.

“Is that your Bible?”

What is wrong with him? How does he fail so spectacularly at behaving like a person?

What a fucking loser 

Always cut towards your buddy, not your body.

It’s the same size as all the other 4 wheels, so that qualifies as fullsize. I think there were Chevettes that were sold with smaller wheels than this. 

Two, so far.

What’s the statute of limitations for insider trading? Because God willing, next year we’ll have a AG that’s not an unrepentant stooge.

Later on today he went to Ford factory and said: “the founder of Ford has good bloodlines.. If you’re not familiar with Henry Ford, I would encourage you to read more about him and specifically his actions during WW2"...

I mean, if you don’t cut it off, how else can you make it misleading enough to rile people up?

Can’t roll down the rear window in a GX.

I know it’s fat-shaming and fat-shaming Trump comes at a cost to others’ emotional well-being but I’ve been giggling at President Plump all day.

Just wanted to chime in real quick to say that salon owners can get fucked; they don’t give a shit about their ‘employees’ (most of whom are contract workers renting a seat, not actual employees of the salon). They are missing rent, and they are likely going to lose their businesses because they are over-leveraged and…

great representation but would be a little more nerdy with velocity and altitudes comparing the vehicles...

$50 says he’s lying about taking it, just like he lies about everything else. 

This fucking guy.

“Where you sweat signals to others who you are; just ask anyone who does CrossFit.”

“More than anything, this pandemic has fully, finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the folks in charge know what they’re doing,” Obama said. “A lot of them aren’t even pretending to be in charge.”

Funny they never concerned or went after the unidentified white people also seen on the property caught by the camera.

I guess Obama’s speech did something right if Rove is angry.