It actually pained me to read.

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Boy, you really pissed off JJ Watt.

This is so badass on Kobe’s part. I’ll flinch if someone on the other side of the room sneezes.

Can relate.

it’s inefficiently huge where it should be compact and tool small where you need size. .

Mike McCarthy has people skills; he is good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

It’s so tough to keep all the cock-punch losses straight!

Stolen joke from comments to the last article. I see you man.

I conquer, and I super cereal hope you’re right. But as with a lot of things, I’ve learned that I’m likely in the minority report. Most people don’t have a high school degree; though I feel like a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, my household income puts me well west of the equator income even for my county of…

I concur, and I seriously hope your right.

“Very sad about Johnny Football. Now let’s cut to the Gronk cam!”

Yeah, even if your soft 21st Century ass managed to make it through the malarial, snake and alligator infested hell hole that is the Gulf Coast (Its 105° in Houston right now) to the Texas/Mexico border area you and your Horseless God Carriage would attract the attention of every native within a thousand miles who…

I have exactly one oddly-long eyebrow hair too - what the hell is up with that?

Congratulations on the date and the sex.

Les Misérables