Do you have a source on this? I only ask because this can only be debunked so many times before people get irritated. No the batteries do not wear out that quickly (see the Bew York Cabs). No, the mining process is not as messy as you claim. The statistics on the mining process which I am assuming you are referencing…

Whether you’re ranking baseball announcers, or all announcers across sports, or all people who have thoughts about baseball, Hawk always ends up at the bottom of the list.

Couldn’t even watch the whole video because of it

“Heegogn” is the worst call in sports.

I feel like that’s just a future version of how when someone says “oh that was really popular in the early 90s,” I will think “that was just a few 4-5 years ago.... wait that was 25 years ago!

Isn’t he? He said a shitty, unprofessional thing and got criticized for it. I don’t see how the reaction is somehow disproportionate or fake.

Fucking Cardinals fan.

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

A lot of competition for sure, but I'm confident this is the stupidest shit I've ever read.

Tabata so obviously leaned into it.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I feel like I just read an article from the Onion.

Let’s see. He sits in sections he’s not supposed to sit in. He knocks people over on the way to getting balls, this includes children. He leaps off of seats and shit.

Came to say this. Well said, Rectal Polyps.

Baseballs hit out of play in major league stadiums should be given to kids. Period.

Fuck you too, even though I agree with you.

Holy shit. This guy charges people $500 to go to a game with him and he guarantees them a ball. FIVE. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. And people apparently pay for this service. I won’t link to his website because I don’t want him getting more business, but you can find it on his Twitter.

If you see this guy at a game and any ball seems to be going in the stands, foul, fair, whatever; punch him in the face. Then enjoy the rest of the play. You will be a hero. Whack him hard, act like it was an accident. If you have a child, he would do that to them, or your 80 yr old mother.

Must be nice to be so much of a dickhead that you won’t even sell someone a memento of their lifetime accomplishment for ‘reasons’ and not even care or realize it.