If he’s the first black president, the republican vote just went up in flames. 

Can’t get in my biometric safe? Go get my fingerprint off my car hood!

“What chance do I have of coming out ahead?”

Holy Shit that is tacky. 

I’m not sure if I’m more impressed by the gross ineptitude or the blatant grifting of this administration. 

YouTube TV is cord cutting cable. It’s live TV. 

Very interesting that he chose to go with that particular transgression. 

China killed that guy. 

It’s a “set” of three sizes of the same brush, that’s kind of importantto note here. I was hoping for a set of multiple bristle strengths. 

It’s a “set” of three sizes of the same brush, that’s kind of importantto note here. I was hoping for a set of…

Last week I walked by the Bentley/Rolls/Lambo/McLaren dealership in La Jolla and a friendly staff member let me and my dad sit in and play with a 2020 Bentley Continental GT convertible After we got “bored” of that we glanced over to the 2020 Rolls Royce Phantom. We were only allowed to touch the carpet in that. 

If you are unable to handle this one stupid ass task of opening up your boarding pass on your phone then you have far bigger issues to take care of first. No one liked your status of being in the airport in the moments you were waiting to board anyway. 

Or you can maintain your concentration for two fucking seconds and keep the airline app up and not check Instagram for once and not print up your boarding pass like it’s 2001. 

I wore that very same outfit standing in a wedding this summer.

I think it was just listed off who does use these...  You’re wrong. I see cans like this all over San Diego. 

That’s how unbelievably petty this is. She feels like her toes are being stepped on by Pelosi instead of realizing the strategy. 

Totally agree. Make them a logo or some kind of actually cool design!

Find a new gym due to hex plates?  Lol, Jesus. Just deal with this extremely minor issue. 

This article had too much of both. 

No kidding. Harder to not be embarrassed when you have actual crippling debt. 4500 can be made up with some downsizing or a few months with planning. 

South Park touches on this years ago with Cartman starting a Christian rock band, Faith +1.