I think you mean “Shit’ll Happen”

Thank God it was only a soft ball. 

I’d like to know exactly how “unaware” he was of the Red Panel. 

I see what you did there.

Last year I bought my now-wife a lab grown diamond.  You cant tell the difference to the naked eye, which is all she cares about when showing it off to her friends.  It was at least 1/3 the price of a similarly sized mined diamond.  She is very happy we went that route.  It was also her idea.

I think you meant “incoherent tangerines.”

A major issue is that people are not going there for emergencies. People need to going to Urgent Care for 90% of those issues.

Robinhood has free trading. As does SoFi Money which has a combined checking/savings account with a 2.25% APY. 

“If you start now with 3500, and invest 500 every month, you’ll have 15640...”

Doesn’t appear to be a dip in drivers for either company down here in San Diego. But it’s also 1130am on a Wednesday. Try this again Saturday night.

There is a 0% chance that Erickson guy fired a gun on that newspaper. It is a 100% chance that he stabbed it a few times with a pencil, though. 

Face ID is a cool trick but in practice I truly hate it. 

If im hungover, my CBD pen is my best friend.

They could literally print money with a mini N64 and a mini GameCube.

We aren’t talking about a church in northern Alabama. This is one of the most recognizable buildings in the world. 

Good. That guy was the capital W Worst. 

The Vatican alone is worth 15 billion. The Catholic Church does not need the money!

Not a surprise that he was upset at himself for sending an errant pass out of bounds. 

Literally anything is better than the Cash Show guy, if thats still a thing.

What the hell do you mean by “elective” drugs?  I mean, I read what you think they are but seriously what the hell?  Every drug has a purpose for someone.