I have been saying this since college.

Er, so they're not teaching children what fiction is?

@Shandog: White vinegar works wonders. You could put it in a spray bottle with some water as well and spray the basket or whatever down. It'll smell like vinegar for a little while, but then it should be fine.

@shockwaver: I certainly thought so!

@MissyMcCLung: Yes, albeit more clearly and succinctly, thank you.

I'm often bemused by that "are women different than men" question. Are they going for something more profound than, say, anatomical?

I have a sister, a cousin who is like a sister, and a few friends who I'm very close with.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Nope, you're not the only one - I was posting nearly the same thing, although I think that high sodium was the instrument he chose.

@Lymed: Hard to say - I'm not sure he thought the stroke would hit as soon as it did, but I still think he was trying to kill himself.

Wow, wait, am I the only one who thought that Grandpa Gene committed suicide? He gave things away to Bobby, he taught important lessons to Sally, he gave his folder to Betty... and then he heavily salted his ice cream, as if he was using the ice cream to get the salt down. I got the impression he was trying to…

This picture gives me the heebie jeebies; I can't decide which terrifies me more, the ferris wheel in the background (slow moving, high, trapped, one broke down on me before) or the swings (potential for a chain snap to send me winging my way off into oblivion).

My favorite sick foods are poached eggs on toast and homemade chicken soup with big chunks of carrot, celery and kluski noodles.

"memorable martyrs of fame in history"

@fluxus flucker: Much of what cate3710 said, actually. I do think people might be able to approach him, though - psychopaths often want to tell their side of the story. He thinks he's misunderstood, and may wish to clear up the misunderstanding. I do hope that he submits to brain scans, if only because he things…

Does he deserve to die? Perhaps, but that doesn't mean that we should be the ones to kill him.

Holy hell, that's more than a little batshit insane. This man freaks me out. He pimps out his wife, he has entitlement and anger control issues, he seemingly has no compunction about hurting other people, he's obsessive and possibly megalomaniac, and he has only the loosest grasp on the English language.

What a beautiful, stunning image. Thank you for these.

I don't disagree that Sean Connery should by rights win the Worst Movie Accent of All Time Award... but I think it should be for his work as an American with a Scottish brogue in Marnie.

@amsci: I had Frankenstein assigned four times between high school and college (two of each version). It got to be a bit much.

I'm very much not a Twilight fan, but this looks hilarious and awesome to me, until I remember that lip venom contains cinnamon, wintergreen and ginger essential oils, which are all known to be sensitizing (i.e. you react worse to them each exposure, like bee stings) and I'm already so sensitized to cinnamon I can…