I suspect we'd also save money if we'd bought one that didn't friggin' eat clothes. Damn thing's pinching and ripping them somewhere and I can't figure out where.

Killer Klowns from the Kapitol

Yay! I wonder if they've fixed the thesaurus yet. I've had to use it a couple of times when I was offline and it was... what's another word for 'lacking'?

@brendastarlet is on it: It depends, and I suspect my knowledge is woefully out of date at this point(e).

@Princess Leela: I thought it would be about how bloody expensive toe shoes are, myself.

@Ailanthus-altissima: *applause*

@Ailanthus-altissima: I tried a few others. Lady Godiva's Operation seemed promising but hasn't yielded anything yet. Same with Femme Fatale.

Venus in Surgical Mask?

@Penny Plastic: Me too. I feel like running just reading it.

@Cafezinha: I have that response to Jon Hamm when he's not in character as Don. It's disconcerting.

@dj_chick: If he makes the motion, it must be granted by the judge before it would be dismissed. I honestly do not think it's likely to be granted, because I don't believe that the misconduct is so outrageous that it is shocking to the universal sense of justice.

@dj_chick: But this is the very essence of justice in the adversarial system. He gets a lawyer to advocate for him, the prosecution has one, there's a judge to preside and a jury of his peers to decide.

@rubber soul: People accused of doing scummy things.

Slight issue here - being granted an annulment does not mean that the children of that marriage are then considered bastards. The Church uses a lot of convoluted logic to come to the conclusion that as long as the putative marriage was celebrated in good faith by at least one party, the children are legitimate.

...matches fingernails to stoplight behind her

Er, yeah, I don't think she's the most reliable source on the face of the planet. Sounds like a lot of personal bias seeping into her perception of the situation.

Why is it that he so often appears to be buttoning his jacket in these snap judgments?

@Khuluna: I'm not supposed to sacrifice my children to Molech?

@kansasgirl: That's a fantastic story!

@PilgrimSoul: Further evidence to support my theory that lawyers gossip like a flock of birds.