ME!

Did anyone else LOL at the UN Building under Angie and Brad's list of RSVPs? Matt Damon AND the entire UN building.

I read the tweet from Victoria Beckham and all I can picture is baby Harper in a Cher costume (Mackie), her little head falling forward from the headdress.

Dear Ryan,

I read that I am going to cry and I don't believe you. Then, I click on the link and I am sobbing at my desk.

Vanessa Hudgens is experiencing the typical remorse of someone who cut off all their hair and now wants it back. I've been there.

I want Chaz to win. Or at least get to the finals on this show. America needs to wake up and realize that there is a place for ALL of us in this country. Heck, it was what this country was founded on.

I can't believe I am going to say this, but I am jealous of a Palin. I wish I could run a half marathon that fast.

Is it wrong that I LOLed as you could hear Kim's heels coming closer, closer.....and they started playing horror movie music?

What's wrong with hydrangeas? I think they are lovely. I am starting to wonder about you, Madge.

The Everglades are already in trouble because of development. We don't need to add drilling for oil (of which there is likely very little) to its litany of problems.

A penguin and cat, each reading a book about the other.

Darn. It's too bad the US cancelled its shuttle program. I guess I don't have a way to get to the pizza.

LOVE Marisa Tomei's dress. I want it. Make her take it off and give it to me.

A top hat? Why do I feel like Barbie would be more traditional and go full veil?

Samoas should have been No. 1. They have crack sprinkled on them (it just looks like coconut).

The grey cat is a Russian blue - just like my Gussie. They are known for being very smart and (as Mr. WishIWasInNY would tell you) very evil.

If only MTV had watched this before they allowed him to perform on Sunday night and/or nominated him for all those awards.

I am in the 39 percent of women who do not prefer an e-Reader. I love the crack of the spine as you open a new book. I am hoping that one day all of my walls except the ones that have windows will be covered in bookcases.

Do you think she got to hang out in the green room with Paul Rudd before the show? Did he take her to dinner after? OMG - why don't I live in New York so this could happen to me?!