I am both appalled by this question and have an immediate answer.

I believe tragic is the operative word here.

Um..I need that dress, stat. Anyone know who makes it?

Hey Girl, will you come over and help me feed George apples? After, we can apply some salve on his leg so he doesn't hurt.

Not even do you read, but when was the last time you read something (and required reading for school means this is the last time you will see me). Sorry, I am a horrible snob when it comes to reading and, if you don't do it, you are definitely not going to see me naked.

I am thinking about Kanye's shopping spree and all I can think about is the wad of cash he has to carry around in his pocket to have $43,000-plus to hand to a clerk. Because you know he didn't walk out of that store without ANY cash left.

Or chasing paper balls and meowing at the door to go sniff outside. If those were part of the job description, my cat would be at work right now.

Apparently my home state (Indiana) is trying to remember the sins of its past. "An American Crime" is the story of a woman who took in two girls and then tortured one to death. Awesome.

I guess the "Live Free or Die" applies to everything except the choice to go to Planned Parenthood.

I think the tag of Florida says it all in this post.

This post makes me really happy I refilled my birth control pills this week.

It's good to know Jesse James forgives himself. Personally, I don't forgive him.

My parents told me I couldn't see Natural Born Killers. Of course I went to see it and my dad caught me. He told me he was disappointed in me - the one and only time he has said it. It still stings to this day.

Jon Hamm's Hammeo in The A Team was the best thing about that movie. And yes, I screamed when he appeared on screen.

You had me at CHEESE PORN.

Act like you are in middle school. Try to be sly, but really be totally obvious about your crush. When he doesn't make a move, ask him to go to a movie. Then, spend all movie trying to get your arm close to his. You feel 13, but you are 28.

Agreed. I went to visit a friend who worked in a paper with the press in the building and I walked around inhaling deeply. Still, for $65, I think I will sniff my newspaper.

What is this "gay marriage" you support Elizabeth? Every time I have seen the term used, it doesn't have quotes around it.

Wait, wasn't this the plot of the first Sex and the City movie?

I LOVE the look he gives Michelle when he quiets the baby. "Yeah, I'm a badass. Our babies are not babies anymore, but I did this for them, too."