Irony - thy name is Hasselbeck

I was ready to trash this movie, until it got to the part with John Hamm in bed.

@wonderwoahman: What was the book?

He's disappointed in Kat Von D.

@CashMoneyHoney: Darren Aronofsky, the director of Black Swan. He wanted Natalie for himself.

@ShanaElmsford: The MTV Movie Awards when he and Rachel McAdams won for Best Kiss for The Notebook

Um....isn't Lindsey responsible for her problems? Where's the poll for that?

Wait, Barbie said, "Math is hard." You mean it isn't? And I can wear cute shoes too!? I DO have a future!!

Miss Havisham?! You look marvelous for your age!

@tiptoesindreams: Look for stores that have petite sections. Banana Republic, for example, has a petite shop where you can get suits, etc., in some of their stores.

I don't know what's worse - that this crap is coming from my university (although it is not surprising) or that I used to babysit this kid.

@jdawgg297: I actually used to have apple pie with cinnamon ice cream as my birthday cake. There is a photo of me as a teenager, big hair and all, blowing out the candles on my birthday pie.