It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

There is a zero percent chance that the NBAPA will ever allow the owners to control the players’ fucking communications with each other. I am highly disappointed in Silver, who I generally think is an amazing commissioner, as this is an example of plantation mentality.

Next, per tradition, the Hell’s Angels will be called in to secure the situation.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Andrew Luck - Fucked over a bunch of people in Fantasy Football, and season ticket buyers

Also the Aaron Rodgers thing is an awful stretch. By all accounts his family is shitty to him (& his brother used Aaron’s fame to get on TV), why shouldn’t he freeze them out?

Go to all that trouble to make this list and forget Crab Leg Jameis, smh.

Kellen Winslow - Raping grandmothers

tom Brady -made out with a young, male relative.

Nautious made me nauseated. 

It's amazing that you included two things about Tom Brady that have been proven false amongst a list of crimes. You're an idiot.

Ok only half of those things matter.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.