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I like this

Sounds about white

He and the team seem to be be rather enjoying one another. The fan base is absolutely embracing him. It’s almost as if being in a positive environment is good for a player? As far as the Reds being a shitty team, at 5.5 out of first place they’re actually closer to first than all but one second place team in the rest…

Yeah, it’s funny — the article about the guy calling Puig stupid brought out a lot of commenters reveling in talking about how anyone who likes Puig only does so because of white guilt or some shit. But the article about Puig making a smart heads up play? Suddenly they’re nowhere to be found.

Wow what's it like to be allergic to fun, man? Do you carry an EpiPen in case you start enjoying yourself?

Really though, good for you posting on Deadspin well into your eighties. 

Calm down, Francis

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

Haha. I remember when he first came on the scene with the Dodgers (yes, he was an Astro/Marlin, but he’s made a name as a Dodger)...and you could practically feel the hesitation through the screen when announcers would look down and see “Kike” in their notes.

Kiké Hernández is single-handedly responsible for American sports media learning the importance of accents in Spanish names.

Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.

Remember that one time he violated California law in order to secretly record conversations to spy on his “rivals” within the organization? It is a wonder why he can’t get another job.

You could call it being blackballed, but I can’t really fault GMs for being reluctant to hire a coach with a history of undermining and going to war with his front offices 

Mama, there goes that bigot

He is right and he is wrong. He is right that Jackson is being blackballed, he is wrong that it is for any reason other than him being an incompetent ego-maniac.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

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Oughta have a damn stewardess on it.