Shirtless Aaron Hernandez gets strip searched on the way back to jail.

I would've preferred the story ended with a Ted McGinley reference. I mean look at him, he is a handsome fucking man.

My TL right now: Llamas, dresses and giant catfish (not of the Manti T'eo variety). Where's a good Penn State story when you need it?

Ugh this just smacks of baseball's overreach. Always trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Good thing there's no football team in Oklahoma since they just banned AP.

I don't know who Albert Burneko is, but I enjoy his work immensely now. Also, if you're out on Tony Wroten I take every back that I just said.

"Ugh totally wish Staind was playing." Aaron Lewis' mom

Fatality!

You misspelled wrong.

If you'd said prophet I'd have thought this was funny. *Spelling