Oh, yeah, that version was pretty traumatizing. I’m 4 fracking 5 years old and still can’t fall asleep if a hand or foot is hanging off my bed.

You bet! After reading this alarming and ostensibly true story, it’s going to be quite some time before I work up the courage to leave the city.

Also using the landline to call 911 would give a better location to the operator than a cell would.

I’m in. But I do know this one totally true story about a women who thought her dog under her bed was licking her hand, it wasn’t, it was a stranger. True story. Or what’s known in, 2017, as an alternative story.

I too questioned the landline but also, if I had the option of a landline I feel like I would use that for calling the cops. My instinct would be that it would be easier for them to trace and identify-unsure if this is true.

Sure, we could argue about how one facet of an obviously fake story is fake or realistic, but we are still talking about an obviously fake story. I say we skip it and grab a beer instead.

I’m all man laughing alone with a poster of laughing women together about My Favorite Murder. I listen to it on my commutes and just relax almost to the point of bonelessness.

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If French people are all covered in brie, I bet they taste delicious.

I see this more as them providing us with future saviors because shit has really hit the fan and we will need some smart and fabulous leaders to guide us in these dark times.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Dear Lord. A couple years ago there was a article on io9 asking if the rights that women have today could just be a temporary blip in human history. Sometimes that seems to be more and more likely. I’m so glad I won’t be having children to grow up in this world.

um.....Lock Her Up?

IT WAS YOU THAT DID IT. YOU!!!

they are in the process of being systematically destroyed, by executive order, senate confirmation and tweets in the middle of the night.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

Let’s just file that under “Hacks For The Revolution”, shall we?

I’m shocked that riding a moose didn’t crack the top three. You live, you learn. 

A guy I knew got DECAPITATED on a snowmobile years ago. Someone had put wire between two trees (not sure if it was actually across a trail) and he ran into it.