I think she was married to one of them

I don’t want to cry so I’ve been watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it makes me laugh. (I know it’s season 2 now.) Tina Fey is one of the writers and I like be her sense of humor; I live alone so when I hear myself laugh out loud I know a show or movie is funny. Though it’s always possible that I’m simply high as…

“A Crime to Remember” is my favorite show on Investigation Discovery. What about you?

This is a sad and serious story, yet I can’t stop focusing on this guy’s unibrow.

Everything about this is awful. Were any women allowed to review this script before they started filming? Writer, director and producers all seem to be men.

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

Not just you. Whenever I see I picture of her with no/little makeup I am shocked how normal and pretty she is. With her caked on foundation and crazy eyebrows she just looks like uncanny valley between human and doll.  

That image?

In related news: Following her breakup, Camila Cabello has joined e-Harmony.

I expect nothing less from Trump but come the fuck on media people, you have to fucking better than this.

In related news, Mark Caputo continues Politico’s swirl down the toilet bowl by defending the wined and dined by becoming a petulant baby. Someone must want some Trump steaks real bad.

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

3 am Saturday Morning.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

Wait... you can watch reality TV AND not hate people? How do you pull that one off? :)

Wait, reality TV doesn’t also make you hate humanity? Isn’t this the reality TV presidency, after all? Watching something like Real Housewives kinda makes me feel like it would be OK if we are all wiped out in one fell swoop.