Vapid and Stockholmed.

Squinty and Stepford-ish work better.

Here is a hug, my friend. We can be flippant about horrible things we can do nothing about together if you want. I’m here for you.

That is tremendous. Though not as tremendous as your username. Obscure 30 Rock references are my jam.

Your friend is wise.

It’s ok. I quit a massive 17 year smoking habit over seven years ago and I haven’t missed it at all until the last week. We will be ok. We’ll find our places in the new world order. Until then, hang on. We need you.

Same. Toasting your wine mug with my wine carafe. I never realized how much I actually was on fb until I deleted it post -election, so here I sits.

just poured a vodka, lit my cigarette and am perusing the interwebz to see if there’s anything that makes sense. I came thisclose to deleting the Facebook Sunday night, this will be my first visit back since the ass-backwards convo I had with my Trump supporting sister. Fighting the urge to go back, but I fear I’ll…

Yeah that displacement happened to me when Gawker died.

Wait, you love Buffy? And unless I’m mistaken, your avatar is Lucy from Twin Peaks? Sorry to tell you, but we’re besties now. Can’t be helped.

May I recommend adding some fun to the festivities by freezing that wine around a stick?

Look on the bright side; this election has been great if you’re in the liquor/tobacco/therapy/fitness/Russian language/travel biz! I’ve been hungover for a week despite having been in the gym for 60 hours. On a serious note, I was actually pleased to see holiday decorations in CVS, Starbucks, and Target, etc... over…

I feel your pain. I should delete my Facebook but I’m just being a sanctimonious bitch all over the place. I also wrote my senator a strongly worded email today and now I’m scared I’ll be jailed for dissent. Whatever I’m gonna call him tomorrow anyway and demand he renounce Bannon. Republican coward scum FUCK I’M SO…

I’m two days away from baking my own bread. It’s a hobby I let slide a few years ago and decided to pick up again. My chef (starter) is looking and smelling fantastic. I will eat a slice with chevre and a glass of red and toast you :)

Highly recommend Ben & Jerry’s AmeriCone Dream—Stephen Colbert’s flavor. It’s possible I ate an entire pint the day after the election.

I’m in 100% the same boat. I’m praying that the industrial quantities of Merlot I’ve been consuming the second I get home from work in these post election days to calm the existential anxiety wont turn me into a full blown alcoholic.

FB is full of garbage. I kept my Twitter account because it’s people I know irl, lots of sports, local events, a few pols, and some folks from Jezebel. If your account is private, it’s much easier to avoid hot garbage.

I’m not comfortable with touching, but you may have all of the Internet hugs that you need from me! Feel free to speak up if you need anything.

I’m reading Jez, drinking wine and eating ice cream AT THE SAME TIME. Gee, I can’t figure out why I’m gaining weight.

Also doing the wine & ciggie (plus weed for good measure) thing way more often than I used to. I think I’m actually in the denial stage of grief, which is a pretty fucked up reaction to an election. But this shit show just keeps getting bleaker and bleaker with each passing day. And it’s been less than a week, FFS!