Their sorry is “i am sorry I got caught”. Because only they and their friends reads twitter. They aren’t sorry at all - they are probably resentful even more about “PC culture”. This is why Trump got in.

This was trending on FB, so I made the mistake of looking at some of the people sharing it...one woman said something to the effect of “Liberals have been telling us we came from apes, and all of a sudden calling someone an ape is racist”.

I’ve come to the conclusion that these people believe that you can only be a racist if you proclaim yourself to be one. Sorry it doesn’t work like that, and if you have to say you aren’t a racist a lot, chances are you are pretty fucking racist.

I know an incredibly sweet and sunshiney not-racist lady named Bev and fuck these disgusting humans for dragging her name through the mud.

I’m ashamed that Michelle Obama, a graduate of Princeton and Harvard, will have to stand opposite Milania (who lied about going to college and more than likely DID enter this country illegally,) during the Inauguration. Our whole nation should feel nothing less than shame during this once-again actual hand over from…

I’m so tired of racist white women named Pam or Bev or whatever.

Right? It’s always some asshole named Pam, Bev, Marg or whatever the fuck. You don’t even need to see a photo to know their fashion sense is ‘floral’.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist.

Dontcha know... YOU’RE the racist for calling them out! They don’t see color! They didn’t even know Michelle Obama was black and YOU had to be racist and bring it up! Benghazi!

But! Exclamation! Points! After! Every! Sentence! Highlight! My! Sincerity! And! Totally! Credit! My! Position!

We have Pam and Bev and their ilk to thank for the whole, you know, trainwreck disaster dumpsterfire apocalypse-bringer election. At least these two are getting called out. A little teeny weeny bright side.

Don’t

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

We had an engineer for years who would bring in little bottles of homemade limoncello. I downed several the night of the Lieberman primary.

My dad is at the NY Times and he said they ordered some food (no word on what kind) and that the initially festive tone took a quick downturn. They have little parties sometimes— New Years Eve, for example, and for the folks working on holidays. I think it’s more “come get some food, chat, then go back to work” kind…

Cold pizza, 2-liters, and all the acid reflux you can handle = ever election night ever.

It’s for the non-news staffers. Fred Ryan and Fred Hiatt’s folks. Circulation. Advertising. Etc. The actual newsroom was there all night with sheet pizza.

This. Replace ‘cigarettes’ with ‘cold boxes of pizza’ and you’ve summed up my election night newsroom experience for eight years.

I still love Bernie. The Bern Bros who voted Third Party or for Trup.... not so much.