yo guys the Titanic header is sinking now

Oh, no, it’s a favor for his wife while she’s away filming for three weeks. After that, presumably, she’s on her own.

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You’re a big fucking sexist asshole.

I scrolled through his IG and I legit cannot imagine being him and having his upbringing. Like, it’s true luxury. Even in my wildest dreams, I couldn’t touch it.

AHS’s problem is that each season is twice as long as it needs to be.

I’m not an expert on relationships or anything but I think putting your fiance on blast over social media is probably not a wise decision.

“He said Dada today, three times!”

I’m not sure how I missed this when it happened but seriously, fuck everyone. Particularly Mike fucking Pence. This poor woman.

She even wore a dildo

Yeah, it’s not necessarily an easy thing to admit for me but when I hear about these cops being assassinated part of me says, “good”. It’s an inevitability. People constantly feel preyed upon with no effective means to go about ending that victimization because the overall populous either supports it or can’t be…

I’m not trying to be a dick, but was that honestly ever really a thing? It’s aspirational sure, but we have a pretty shitty track record as human beings.

Isn't this why celebrities exist?

I just wish the internet would makeup its mind. EITHER Tiddles is a fake relationship OR Taylor cheated on Calvin Harris. It can’t be both. (And it doesn’t have to be either one, but those two theories specifically cannot both be true.)

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

Is it just me, or does everyone in that video look SUPER uncomfortable?

“Thought she was being overdramatic”.

So do I, most days. And I am one.

I hate men.

Oh, Karen! Silly Karen. The trick is to just buy a super crazy beach towel! Then you’ll always know which one is yours. I suggest this one, because you’re married to a fucking dick.