Hey man, this dude was taking orders from God. GOD himself. Not his hippy-dippy son.

I always knew god hated socialists.

All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Really? And say what? there’s a dude by the name of JoeDaddy505 committing abuse. I don’t know where he lives but go find him?

Real life isn’t like tv where we can just zoom and enhance our way to solving mysterious

oh god, it makes me ill to think that was one of my reactions as well. We’re really scrounging for silver linings lately...

After reading Jia’s piece on “bullying” yesterday I am starting to notice the prevalence of the term in the media on a whole other level.

THEY DID SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE THEREFORE BULLYING

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you?

Fucking Dr Drew killed another one.

and yet no one even notices the tweet with the beautiful mixed family is actually a guy running for congress. #kharyforcongress

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

It is time to recognize that some of the people in our country are raging IDIOTS.

COCO COMPLIMENTED YOUR SHOES! Sugar, you buried the lede!

“bringing her breakfast in bed.”

Funny how she’s getting threats but Jay-Z just gets a bunch of ribbing memes. Now I wonder why that is...?

Thank you!

Prince would have loved this.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....