Plan: let’s all roll through our closest major city with our windows down, chewing on sandwiches or smoking a cigarette or whatever and let everyone know “the president is MOTHER FUCKING LIAR OBVIOUSLY AND ALSO DUH”

Today I heard a speaker on NPR speaking about Trump and Comey say:

Maybe his death is the universe telling her to eat more kale?

I love that baby. I love Chrissy Teigan and John Legend.

Agreed 100%

“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

He’s on Comey’s side.

Jesus. I gotta steady myself after that one. I haven’t heard it explained so perfectly.

I know! it’s weird and great. Can we have a Jezzie concert all together. you and I both have been commenting here for fucking ever (i remember your username. No, I’m not a stalker, yes I’m always on Jezebel)

Isn’t it good?? Kiwi is a kickass rock song. I’m kind of amazed

In good news: Harry styles is releasing amazing music.

Of course!

I’ve been commenting on here for 7 years (.... jesus christ I’m getting old) so hell yea, I’ve posted stuff I regret.

I remember when I was curled up on the ground in pain. I was unable to find any doctor last minute who could help me and terrified about what was happening to my body.

Haha. Honestly, I posted a lot about this story. My notifications in kinja are crazy because i keep replying to this same article, so no worries!

Oh god. I love David Lynch but as a reporter, this drives me insane. So many times I’ve done interviews with people where they give me a 1-5 word answer with a little smile as if their response is a complicated riddle that only they hold the answer to.

I recently discovered Bored to Death, which is witty, funny and whip smart.

Ugh what a bummer he didn’t die 50 years ago.

How much do you wanna bet he LOVED tracking down her address?

Haha great minds think alike! I posted another comment somewhere on this thread about him probably sitting alone in his parents’ basement while writing these tweets