Thanks, Cocopop! His dad is here and his mom (who’s been taking care of his sisters across the country) is coming tomorrow (secret surprise! It’s ok. he doesn’t read this).

Hahahha! I got the same thing!

I’m spending xmas alone this year because of the whole needing-to-work thing. My fiance is visiting his family. So I bought myself a mustard-yellow bag from H+M (It’s cute, I promise!) and some bath bombs/other bath stuff from lush, but they got delivered to the wrong address so I’m nervously awaiting their arrival in…

That sucks so much and I’m so sorry. At the same time, any company that would do that is crap. You will get a much better position, I feel it :)

You are a goddamn queen.

I got my dad a food dehydrator (for making jerky, I’m so pumped) and my brother a beer stein (he just turned 21).

No one likes the holidays this year. My mom said that in my small hometown (which is usually overrun with holiday cheer) NO ONE is shopping, no one is caroling, no one is doing anything.

I don’t know if anyone will read this because it’s so late after posting but I’ve gotta talk for a second.

Ugh now you’ve got me on a “Crime to Remember” binge. It’s 1 a.m. What am I doing?!?!

That one is SO GOOD.

I know nothing about “This is Us” except that people always say “It will make you CRY SO MUCH!!!!!”

Bad image.

Cool cool cool.

Fuck I love Mariah Carey. Do your whole thing girl, rock the boobs and thigh-high boots.

hee hee hee (note: I did actually snort-laugh out loud at that)

FIFTEEN?!

Don’t you think it’s a bit of a “fuck you” to these “journalists”?

I’m a journalist and the other day I was speaking with my mother - who was a journo for 20 years - about NYT getting Trump to speak on the record at a meeting and all the praise they got for it.

I think I wrote this to someone else - Reality TV is oddly comforting because I already hate humanity anyway. Watching shit like celebrity big brother (I know. I know. It’s trash.) reminds me that - fuck humanity, we’re all dying anyway. Maybe it’s our time so the earth can rebuild.

As I said to Giles - I’m sorry for backtracking! I promise I’m a cool mom!