Read my books! SOmeone please. I need new fans. I’m so alone...

Links to all my books at 99geek.ca

I have a patreon where I release chapters monthly like episodes of a TV show, then when I finish arcs or seasons, I release those as books on Amazon.

I can’t even remember the last time I was “too” high. No matter how much I smoke, I’ll throw up before I get so high that I can’t function or be responsible.

I agree that Kristen Bell is to clever to fall for a cult.

What do you call the thing between a dick and an asshole?

Nope. I like Kirby games.

I think this is really fucking dumb.

I see the comments below about it being a toy only for kids, and alright. Fine. But it’s still cardboard. You’re basically paying nintendo money to hand your kid a box they had lying around and then they say “here go play with this for a while.”

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I was going to comment about the woman complaining about guys younger than her giving her attention. All I know is the girls my age are so cruel and rude and dismissive to me it’s insane. I’m just a loser to them. So I mean, an older woman with her shit together and is a gamer sounds like a pretty great person to a…

I don’t feel excited about anything coming out, but I have a huge backlog of games that has long past relevance and the point I could ever hope of working through everything. I guarantee you there’s a game that came out in the last 30 years that is really good and you haven’t played it yet. Try some different genres,…

I’ll be working on my book this weekend, but if I get a chance to game, I’ll probably play GTA Vice City Stories. Trying to work through the series.

If you loved the FIghter assault mode in 1, you missed out on the second game man. The Starfighter assault mode, wasn’t even made by Dice. It was made by the developers of the Burnout Franchise Criterion Games. It’s literally like playing X-wing vs Tie Fighter, with bad ass space flight combat with objectives, and…

I used to love doing that in gears of war. I’d have the sawed off, and then pick up a gnaser. So I could get one uber powerful shot, then quickly switch to more shotgun shots, something the person I’m shotgun battling against usually doesn’t expect. Ah the good ol days.

That’s disgusting. People are fucking disgusting. TO devote their lives to making sure some people aren’t treated the same as other people... And destroying the lives of anyone with any empathy... WHat kind of world disparages empathy. Oh yeah, the one we live in.

Lucky him. My books on Amazon get released to no fanfare and no reviews and get buried with everything else, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Years and years of work and I make nadda thing. THe fate of a modern day writer without connections of money is failure and death.

I hope they don’t kill Gammora. I love Gammora. And Nebula. I think Nebula is my favourite character in the MCU.

I think THor 2 deserves more credit. It’s a lot of fun and has some great punchlines you’ve probaqbly only seen once. Like “Myuh myuh!”

Or this

NHL is making it’s way there, but only one game per day? Oh no! What if the Leafs play two games in one day!

Oh, that never happens? Wow what a deal then!

I’m of the belief that you should just abandon out of date ettiquette rules made by who knows who pertaining to who knows what that have no practical use in reality. So if food is served, eat the food! I don’t care much if someone else gets their meal yet and I haven’t. I still have the cheese rolls (If this is, say,…

My weekend is just starting Sunday-tuesday. I plan to work on my chapter for the month (99geek.ca) and play some GTA Vice City, trying to work my way through the franchise.

I thought I heard Fear the Walking Dead comes back the same night Walking dead ends.