If forgetting your umbrella is really that much of a thing, here's what you do: put a clip on your keychain and clip your motherfucking keys to the umbrella. You're not getting out of the house without it. Problem solved and no battery drain to worry about. I'll humbly accept your $50k.

The monk is still alive, he is just in deep meditation.

Yeah, I've been to around that number, I am really hoping I live to get into orbit. This is one of my favorite films, its not even orbit, its James May getting a ride in a U-2, I would be happy for this. I would be really happy with time on something like the ISS.

people who think affordability is the problem should really take a look at all the backpackers teaching English in Asia... they're traveling, and mostly without a dime to their name.

I bet you thought this comment made you look responsible. It just says you have no imagination and are angry about it.

Excuse me good sir/ma'am, but are you suggesting that Space is not a part of America?

Most Americans think evolution isn't real and global warming is a hoax. Most Americans are frigging morons.

Woohoo!!! Free money!... this is why I stopped paying any attention to Kickstarter. Such a scam.

What a crock. Hold your baby and love your baby- they are small and helpless for just a little while. They cry because they want to feel loved and safe. Pick them up and rock them to sleep. It's called being a parent.

He reads like a sociopath from beginning to end.

To be more specific, asshole teenagers (and assholes in general) are still assholes. This wouldn't have occurred to me at the age of 8, 12, 15, 19, etc. Shitty people are just shitty, and no amount of PC "everyone is inherently good" justification can fix that.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

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I thought that as well, and then my dirty mind delved deeper into the idea of color-changing rubber sheets. The porn industry would be the first in line to buy. ;)

Yes. I've already got the sheets that set the alarm off when they get wet; now they're going to change colors too. Oh, the shame will never end.

Bing is awesome. I do enormous numbers of searches for work, so I rack up points pretty quickly, and get $5 Amazon and Sephora gift cards every month, sometimes multiple times a month, at least $100 a year, all for doing something I'd be doing anyway. I <3 it bigtime.

Google it? Shouldn't you Bing it?

You grab 2 legs, and at nearly the speed of light it decides to run 1.41 gigajoules down the legs, or put one of its titanium hooves through your skull before you can blink.