WTF? I want to answer all of her questions, get past the first round or six, so I can set up a date and not show up. This woman sounds like work, and not the good kind.

Although well put, that is entirely too much information for a simple article about a simple solution. No-one is expecting this to cool down a church on a 90 degree day, but it might make working in a small space sans A/C more tolerable.

You must be a hoot at parties and on first dates.

Implants? The only black girl in America with no ass. Shame, Shame...

Sooooo, "your ass isn't nearly as big as you think it is" won't work anymore?

$15??? Where the hell do you live?

NOPE: See my post above.

I'm going to do you lots better. The water crystals for plants available anywhere are the same things they use in Diapers.This $8 bag will hold 75 gallons of water. This and a few ziplock bags or plastic containers you can make a shit ton of ice packs. The best part is if you don't need them, you can let the water…

Its just that some of them say some of the dumbest shit about minorities because they may have spent 5 or 10 minutes around one at some point in their lives. Its just easier to not have them on my friends list to avoid having my brain freeze with rage when they say stupid shit.

Sorry, but I am more of the straight forward, I don't want you on my FB page kind of Facebook person.

You just proved the point.

In the middle of nowhere - they still have land lines. Count on it.

Or, you know. Ask to borrow a phone from the fifty people you pass on the way to the convenience store., or hey, use the phone in the convenience store.

Yeah, I got a lot of that at my college in Iowa City when I moved there from Chicago. :-)

I have a generator in the garage. ;-)

Thats what I'm saying. My car charger is in my car. I MIGHT have a 9v batter in the smoke detector in the garage but I think even that one is wired. I am 50 years old and a bit reactionary though so I probably have 8 or 9 hundred USB chargers that I have acquired throughout the years laying around.

A bag of steel wool. Always a staple in my camping chest.

Why do all of these things require that you have things around that you normally wouldn't have around. If you have all this shit around you are probably at home and there is a USB something somewhere that you could use.

I'm going to blow (ON National TV) the guy or gal who comes up with a password replacement system and actually manages to get it implemented world wide.. This shit is stupid.

Whoohood? Really? Im more of an Andrew Dice Clay kinda guy.... "so I was fucking these two chicks.." lol