Let's see:

You have to wrap then in plastic and dump them in the ocean! ;-)

Yeah but they bitch when their hair gets caught under your arm during sex. lol

Just wait... this will become a thing and I would love to see congress try to figure out how to tax the fuck out of it....

So whats next. They announce that Google is building an ass powered server farm? They hire you to come by and fart into a tube and you get paid by volume emitted! Fucking awesome..... lol

Stick a tube up my uncles ass and he could drive around the world.... twice.

No shit. It's a kid, it's your kid.... FUCKING REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE IN THE BACK SEAT.......

Wouldn't it make more sense to make the cutter and scraper separately? You might add about a dollar to your costs by using a screw on PVC fitting but it would be a lot easier to handle. Just my 2 cents.

hahahahahaha, not funny.

Wow - Just Wow. Can you please come over so I can beat the living shit out of you?

I wanna see the drone that can deliver that puppy.

HUGE, MASSIVE Bug up yer bum?

Do it all the time. Yesterday, I froze a 1/2 gallon of Lemonade in about 30 mins outside.

There is an upgrade today. Something about connection problems!

I tried it when I read the article and found it to actually be pretty cool. I paid for the upgrade because the demo text and time period is really too short. You get only enough to do a few texts or so. But now, I can just hot key over to my iPad or iPhone and paste stuff in or answer a text. Its actually kind of a…

Yes, because Obama invented sales tax.

This depends on wether or not you have a calm, cool, police officer, or one that thinks you just shot up your school or office. Wouldn't all the flashing lights let you know that it is in fact a real officer. If the guy has a starsky & hutch bulb on the top of his car and a wire hanging out the windows then no, but…

What they said!!!

In Minnesota, people say, "May I help who's next?" Bugs the crap out of me. Thats two questions. It should be 'May I help whomever is next."

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!