My understanding is that the rockets do not actually hit the incoming missile but simply gets close enough to it and explodes taking the other one with it. Still damned cool, but just pointing it out.

You forgot:

Mine still works great.

YEP: I worked in IT for 25 years. I must have gotten a bazillion calls about problems which were solved by rebooting the computer or turning off the caps lock. And people would get bitchy because they thought we were blowing them off.

A buddy of mine in Chicago (a fireman) told me that they do that all the time just because they can. They think its funny.

Would be cool but you would have to be 17 feet tall for it to fit in any size that could be read.

Im pretty sure apple has enough cash to have that judge killed???? Sounds like the judge is the ultimate fandroid, bribed, Etc.

We used to do this in college. However. While it makes a great key bowl or other junk bowl, I would not eat out of it.

Reminder: 3 things:

I changed mine anyway.

suck it.

The US has laws against requiring someone to self incriminate?

OR, you can also buy a 4 x 8 dry erase board at Home Depot for about $14.

$20 - really?

I wonder if they wont come back with a claim of aiding and abetting with some kind of implausible deniability. The question is, could they convince a jury that you SHOULD HAVE known that your "career crackhead" cousin would be making meth in the country house you loaned him? Kind of like saying that that bag of pot…

DUH! WHat don't you get?

I had to rebuild a guys laptop once that had an assload of porn on it. Instead of copying it. I deleted it. He bitched at me for deleting his "family photo" files and threatened to report me to HR. I asked him if I could go with him while he told HR that I deleted his folder of porn on his corporate laptop. He left my…

I do it all the time.

You sound like a fucking dickhead if you don't at least ask, or look back to see if I am doing something that might need to be rearranged. But if you don't even bother to look back for a moment, I am seriously going to beat the fuck out of you when you crush my laptop. A little courtesy goes a long way, ASSHOLE.

Some people take this advice too far. I went to a client once to find the IT guys running high voltage through perfectly good, but older drives to get the drive manufacturer to replace them.