WilliamButthurtYeats
WilliamButthurtYeats
WilliamButthurtYeats

I mean, fuck everyone involved not just that guy. The cop who shot the dude needs to be in jail too.

All of this over $1.50 if the caller isn’t charged with something related to murder or assisting murder then people are going to keep doing this shit. I hope this becomes the Roe v Wade of swatting to stop idiots from doing this shit or else they get charged with a felony.

No, fuck the cop. He made the call. He killed an innocent man. Assholes shouldn’t be able to count on cops murdering innocent people

The difference is an assassin is open about what his occupation truly entails. Law enforcement officers are dishonest with the public about what their job entails, which is shoot first ask questions later and abuse minorities.

I KNEW IT.

OMG thank you. I was really disturbed that there was a 14 year old saying ‘got to love a guy who wears pink.’

You lied to us, Dodai!!

Every piece of it is perfection.

I stood around in the grocery store reading these mags while my mom shopped. I was not allowed to buy them and had to get pics of my beloved David Cassidy from my friends’ castoff Tiger Beat and other Teen Boy Mags and from regular sources like TV Guide or whatever. Perhaps it made me the resourceful scrounger I am

Sources say my breasts are 77 percent farther from my chin since this issue hit the stands.

Sweet Jesus that is the best summation of Depp I’ve ever heard. Points.

I’m shocked!!! Shocked!!!!!

Also the “77%” statistic and the “you say” parts were just made up.

I feel like that jeans quiz is some of my best work. Thank you for letting me saunter down memory lane.

I enjoy the idea of writing in to a P.O. Box (in the mid 2000's???) to share someone’s cheesy online screen name.

Have men ever had to try on the red carpet? It’s good to be reminded Depp always dressed like an elderly gay windchime.

I love that these pages are taken from around 2005 (judging by references to ‘Charlie & the Chocolate Factory’) but are still holding onto that design and color palette from 1987.Like, I’m not even being snarky; I legit find it super charming. 

Omfg. My first Tiger Beat. Yeah. I’m old. Ha ha.