My nine-year-old randomly asked about this movie the other day. I told him they canceled it, but it might show up on Netflix in a year or so (when I won’t have to endure it). I got out of the Minions and Angry Birds movies the same way.

Nope. But they have had success on  Australia’s NTM.

You’re missing a comma in four out of four sentences.

Schaden vs Shade - note the lack of the c. You can’t spell Bum without pbump but eliminating letters kinda defeats the point.

Hey! The Shade Court has ruled. There are no appeals in the Shade Court. Dismissed.

Schadenfreude is taking pleasure in the suffering of others, shade is giving an insult in such an indirect and offhanded fashion as to leave people in doubt as to whether or not the insult was intended or even given at all. How could one throw shade through schadenfreude?

You are in contempt of shade court. The only net positive here is throwing yourself before the mercy of the judge.

You fools probably don’t even know that a tallyho was “a fast horse-drawn coach.”

Yes. I’m deluded, I know, but the press showed such deference to Bush due to 9/11. And they got into loads of trouble for not doing their due diligence but taking the administration’s word on many of the subjects you listed above.

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

Ugh. My kid has been BEGGING to see this movie since he first saw the trailer months ago. Every weekend he reminds me that he REALLY wants to see Boss Baby. And now it’s finally here. I think I might keep saying it hasn’t come out yet...

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

So it’s not about Trump?

As a former teacher, I can pretty much guarantee his elementary school book reports went kind of like this: “This was a great book. I really liked it. Lots of really interesting things happened in it. It also had good characters. I really liked the parts with the descriptions, and the language the author used.”

Totally agree. I will say though, this show has helped my mom understand why I stayed in an abusive relationship for as long as I did and how my PTSD from being raped affects me. So while the coverage of the show can be gross, the show’s portrayal itself is good.

That’s a penis.

Ha! There is absolutely no way that wasn’t intentional