“junior collenge” —When a 4 yr Collenge was too much of a chollenge

Sentence #2 is a fragment, and you misspelled “college.”

Thanks! The poor bugger needed a win, he’s a total introvert and kept trying to meet girls at bars, clubs, shows and he was getting pretty down on himself for being “not good with girls”. I set him up at a board games night with a group of friends, random acquaintances and anyone else who wanted to play games and…

I see both. For those that see oil, the white paint streaks appear as reflections of overhead lights on oily legs.

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I think I figured out the problem with these optical illusions: those of us who are sober see paint and some people are on meth and see glazed legs.

Thankfully, Salt-N-Pepa went back to the drawing board after that first draft.

but when they emerge, throw confetti and cheer.

And if you have an inconvenient scheduling conflict for the date of the birth, you just murder the baby and then traipse on over to your hair appointment. You can always make another one using welfare and Satan in Obama’s America!

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

They’re pretending late term abortion means waiting to full-term, inducing labor, and then stabbing the otherwise perfectly viable baby to kill it just before it crowns. Because opposing the reality of late term abortions (ie. it is typically a life-saving procedure) is pretty much impossible, so they resort to…

he probably thinks of more of a popcorn in microwave.

Does anyone know what “a day prior to birth means”? Because I think he assumes babies are actually all the same degree of “ready” and “perfect” at 40 weeks and that they never come too soon or too late. I ask this as a woman who is scheduling a c-section for a breech baby probably tomorrow. She could honestly be…

I’d like to punch their skulls and evacuate their brains into the nearest toxic waste container, seal it shut and send it into space.

My thought exactly. I can’t speak a lick of Spanish, but contra is really not that hard to figure out...

Yeah, that’s one of those Latin roots that make it possible to at least get a hint of what’s being said in a foreign language. It seems like a smart person who knows no Spanish should be a little suspicious and inquire further. 

Right?

Yes and no. Musical instruments (especially wind instruments) can have a tessitura, just like voices do.

Are you kidding with the tone of this response?