There have been about 171,434,736 movie screenings* in America since Aurora, and two shootings in movie theaters.

It’s not like theater shootings are happening around the clock. I mean, if you don’t take your kids to a movie theater because there might be a shooting, shouldn’t you never take them on a road trip because highway accidents happen? Never let them ride a bike because they might get hit by a car or fall and break a…

the disgrace was the families suing in the first place. Just because a few people on comment boards and social media feel bad doesn’t mean you can do whatever the fuck you want legally. They hired ambulance chasing lawyers, turned down a hefty generous settlement offer, and then lost on it. PR? Fuck that. Don’t file…

Leggings at school pickup say that they are not like poor working pantyhosed or business slacks wearing me; they are over all of that. They can just wear ponytails and leggings and bright sneakers.

Sometimes when I am at my kids’ school, I feel like I missed the memo on what to wear. On Wednesdays, we wear pink workout pants.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

“I did this to show how people react to situations with homeless people and people with mental health,” Pugh explained. “How they’re more likely to pull out their phone than help.”

called herself “the most hated person in the world.”

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

The only reason for no one to want either of those jobs is that they pay poorly, which isn’t as applicable to truck driving. I actually know a number of people who enjoyed being cashiers/nannies/servers/doing casual construction work more than they’ve enjoyed higher status positions they’ve held later in life. Working…

This reminds me of that meme I saw about how you shouldn’t say to your children, “see, this is why you stay in school” when you see blue-collar workers, because it teaches your children to devalue blue-collar workers instead of to value education...

I exclusively do this in front of “one million moms”.

the truth is never offensive.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Slut shaming for all! What’s fair for the goose is fair for the gander...and since society insists on shaming women I like to point out the hypocrisy.

@NerD:blogOtaku: Why would you say this? We're you not entertained? WE'RE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?