I’m not a brain doctor or any kind of doctor, but if I were to guess, I’d say that cognitive test is probably for people who have had concussions or strokes or who are showing signs of dementia or something, not to assess someone’s mental competence to be POTUS. Someone who knows something, help me out here.

She has said that she regrets a couple of things she wrote in that review (e.g. the stiletto joke), but still it is a sparkling jewel of entertainment journalism and precisely the takedown that that film probably deserved (haven’t seen it, but I always felt that SATC the TV show was full of crass, materialistic, awful…

He was *impeached* for lying while under oath. That’s not what put him in front of the jury in the first place. It was sexual harassment and possible corruption. The same kind of scandals surrounding Trump.

Oh, I know what it was for. I was being ironic. :) Anyway, yeah, I’m not optimistic.

Hey, do you remember that time Bill Clinton got hauled in front of a grand jury? What was that for again?

Yeah but Tabasco Sauce is pretty much the nectar of the gods (or a minor fire deity). Hopefully no one tells the royal family that it’s also common as dirt and you can get it at the 7-11.

Hey, remember that time Bill Clinton got hauled in front of a grand jury? I can’t remember what it was for, but it must have been for something pretty bad, like way worse than this.

Men’s Rights Advocate, associated with the MRM or Men’s Rights Movement.

I’m sure you’d be pissed if it was an event you actually wanted to go to, and bought a ticket to assuming you’d be allowed in, yeah. This guy clearly bought a ticket in order to have something to sue over. It’s just a bunch of bad-faith MRA bullshit.

[Shove] “IT’S COMPRESSED DECOMPOSED LIFE” [Shove]

A year or two ago, a guy ghosted me after seeming pretty interested. My mind involuntarily cycled through the usual ego-preserving thoughts of “Well maybe he just lost his phone and he didn’t have his contact list backed up anywhere. Maybe he has a family emergency to attend to. Maybe he GOT INTO A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.”

I’ll bet he was the kid in his elementary school class who punched people in the kidney for no reason.

Neal *definitely* grew up to be a groper. Bill probably. Sam...Nah, I don’t really see Sam growing up to be a gropey manchild. I think Sam is depicted as having a strong emerging sense of morality and integrity. He has the nerve to ask out Cindy Sanders with no surreptitious teenage boy bullshit* and the nerve to dump…

One of the fave movies of rudeboys everywhere.

It’s “reins,” not “reigns.” The metaphor is driving a horse-drawn wagon or something similar.

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I don’t know what that is but it’s not sewage. No sewage is that colour unless you’re dumping black paint down the drain. Also, a sewage backup would come out of the toilets in the building, or whatever the lowest plumbing fixture is.

I suppose it’s remotely plausible that sewage could come out of the drain of the drinking fountain, but highly unlikely. It would come out of the toilets first.

Discoid lupus here. I have a really mild version, but man, sun-induced face lesions are kind of scary, so I feel you.

Possibly. I will add that the social millieu I’m talking about an unfashionable hippie enclave in Canada.