Ha ha. Literal self-inflicted butthurt. (I think most butthurt is self-inflicted anyway.)

At a job I had once, the person who I was hired to replace had apparently offered to swallow a rock for $50. No one gave him money, and everyone told him it was a dumb thing to do. He did it anyway, and - shocker - didn’t make it to work the next day.

If anyone needs an object lesson in why kids and young teenagers can’t give informed consent, this is it.

You can put (more recent) Canadian bills through the wash and they come out good as new! You have no idea how thrilled I was when I discovered this.

Oh man, I just googled “incel” (not because I hadn’t heard the term, but because I was curious as to what would come up), and the first result is the Revised Incel Test (sounds really clinical and scientific, right?) on OkCupid. Quote: “An incel is an adult who desires romantic or sexual experiences, but has not had…

Things that will get me to spread my legs:

Concur. I made a list of reasons I have dismissed people on OKC (because I like lists and am obsessed with documenting things), and the first items on the list are conversation openers like this:

Two thoughts:

At first I was like, “watered down Lauryn Hill circa ‘Miseducation’ - eh, could be worse.” And then the guitar sample came in and I was like, “no.”

Because of your comment, I just looked up and skimmed the wiki article “Judaism and abortion.” I had no idea Judaism was so (on the whole, compared to Christianity) liberal on the subject of abortion.

Yup, you’re right. Personhood. I’m being sloppy with my terminology, and a couple of people have called me on it.

Yup. I failed to be accurate with my terminology. Person is a better word.

Really? I don’t think anyone’s disputing that a zygote, say, is alive, I think it’s more a question of when we start considering someone a human being.

Interesting. Yeah, maybe “life begins at conception” isn’t an accurate way to put it. “A life begins at conception” might be more accurate, since a fertilized egg is the earliest stage of an individual human being with all the genetic material of that individual.

I know this is tangential to this article, but as far as I know, no one is arguing that life doesn’t begin at conception. Fucking anti-choicers and their straw men.

I’m just gonna leave this right here. http://www.humanium.org/en/fundamental…

Who here has seen the movie? Is it actually worth watching?

You need a Birkin to carry your merkin (when you’re not using it) and a jar of gherkins, for those salt cravings.

According to Wikipedia, Bat Boy was born in 1982. I had no idea.

Wanna be thoroughly creeped out? Aphids are capable of reproducing asexually, and when they do the offspring are born pregnant. They literally give birth to their grandchildren. Biology! (I thought of the aphids immediately when I read the headline.)