After all those attempts and finally succeeding, she can now play for the Dodgers.

I'm sorry. Did you say something? Hello?

Take my Rent-A-Wife. Please.

Nope. Incorrect spelling outs you. Sorry.

They're just anti-semantic.

Not sure about burritos, but in Austin the sketchiest taco places are the best, Jerry. The Best.

Daaaayyyyuuuummmm. Get em, Keith.

hmmm, I've searched all over and for the life of me can't find your hilarious pun. What was it again? Obviously you came up with something better; otherwise you'd just be a pompous shitstain who took time out of her day to insult someone who at least tried. So where is it again? I'd love to read it.

I prefer to call him Placebow. He looks like the real thing, but he's really just a sugar pill. God Bless.

Where is EGR?

So the moral of the story is that she's gonna...keep on...trucking?

She's just a Chercropper. Pathetic.

The weirdest thing she ever ate was a Hulk Bar.

Douglas should be careful with those Zetas. They'll cut your fucking head off.

Fisting pussy is only okay if it's consensual. Everyone knows that.

"Farrah Abraham....has many sons...many sons has Farrah Abraham....I am one of them....and so are you....so let's all praise the Lord."

He misspelled "Pimp."

I'm from Louisiana, and am not surprised at all that ebony is the top search. The state is half black, and all the white dudes really want to fuck a negress. Racist? Yes. Reality? Also yes.

I highly doubt many musicians, actors, or pro athletes are faithful, but most of them don't set themselves up as some super-feminist and then turn around and be a completely different person away from the spotlight.

To each their own. Personally a flat-butted woman is a turn-off. Since puberty, I've always loved asses, especially big ones. Maybe it was growing up in the Deep South. Something about the genes there; a LOT of junk in the trunk in the white and the black girls. I...noticed them. And I mean girls who were totally…