I try not to really say this about people, but: she looks fucking horrible.

I couldn't believe it when I saw someone my age posting this. I'd really have to assume that anyone about....lets say 35 years old and under would know that this is so obviously useless that it's almost embarrassing.

I highly HIGHLY recommend:

I assume that because it wasn't brought up, you're undecided as to whether or not we should trample/maim each other.

"Also, keyboard easier for me on Surface."

In 2010, the dump wouldn't let me throw away a bag of muffins because I only had the stumps.

That's awesome, I'll have to try just that!

Yeah, that makes sense. I had tried to figure out a way to get some work done on the original, but it wasn't worth it for how frustrating it was.

Well the screen is burned in a bit, I guess from leaving the brightness too high...but that's on me.

Is there any way to be truly productive with this tablet?

Nah, I once asked a baby whether or not they'd push a guy in front of a train to save a group of five people down the track.

Well for me there's Work, and then there's "work." If we're talking about the job I get paid for, then nope, I can barely stand working at the office, no way I'm bringing it home like that. Even if I did, I have my office.

"Fast" is not the opposite of "sucks"

Well.......jokes....can be difficult...

I would argue that a huge way to manage having a confusing mess of ideas is to segment them and then actually do them.

Meh. I talk nonstop (podcast proof: Will and Bobby Know Everything), and if this is the case, then I'm lying almost constantly. I spend a shit load of time prefacing everything in a weak effort to lend some context to whats about to follow...because most of my stories about about me being an asshole.

Well it looks like you're in luck, you'll be able to drive nice cars in LA in GTA V.

Agreed. Family comes first, you know? It's less about balancing my passion projects with my my relationship/family than it is about balancing all the different creative projects I've got.

I haven't exactly bitten off more than I can chew, but I definitely have a lot on my plate.