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Flaminio Bertoni and the Citroen DS would like to have a word.

So they stuck M1 gills in an i8.

In good ol´ Europe you can purchase a run off the mill Citroen van and have it transformed into an H hommage.

*Johnny bluecollar, Jalopnik reader

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Makes me wonder which title we are going to get in Germany. German distributors are terrible at and notorious for re- titling movies.

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That fella is a chimney sweep, and chimney sweeps are a symbol for good luck. Put that in perspective to driving a bubble car, and you get the picture.

Mullet Donald.

Quick now, Elon, pick up the Syclone and Typhoon nameplates for your fast- as- hell bro- dozers.

You´ll find the same front fascia on an Aston Martin DBS, monteverdi High Speed, Fiat 131, to name but a few.

That´s not Freddy... that´s Phil Lynott.

Brilliant idea of the General... tackle a sautrated market with re- badged cars that ride on the same platform and aim at the same customers as their struggling main brand (Opel), all the while complaining that Opel can´t turn a profit...

For the record, the civilian Manta was more or less an Ascona- based coupé.

Oh, in Europe Daewoos were flogged as Chevrolets.

Maybe Volkswagen had a long look into the archives of their various brands and found Bertone´s Genesis, the ultimate van. Mid- engined, Lamborghini powered, gull- winged goodness. Mabe they´ll do something in this vein?!

You can easily engineer a crumple zone into the Scarab´s silhouette

It is a Stout Scarab, and it is ´murican.

Funny how all new EVs use those skateboard type chassis and still waste a great part opf their footprint on fake hoods holding half- assed “frunks”. Put a wheel in each corner, and fucking use the space.

All hail the rocket- powered popsicle!!!

Maha is kinda right, the DBS started out with a six cyl. engine, for a short while was produced with the then- new eight, then was massively facelifted into the single headlamp “Mustang V8 which actually fetches higher prices than the twin- headlamp DBS.

I won´t judge you, I kinda like it myself.