Alternatively, some multibllionaire could just snap up one of these things and race-prep it as desired. I mean, come on, they're only a hundred and thirty five grand. Chump change.

Gorgeous car. Your turn, Lancia!

The Opel and Mercedes dashboards look like something from JJ Abrams´ Star Trek. Needs moar lensflare, though. :D

And I thought "Tin Man" had taken the cake when it comes to Nazis in Oz...

It´s "Hell".

Audi Nanuk, huh?

Once again I feel like I am slightly too stupid to discuss on io9, because I for one actually liked the Spirit movie, not despite, but because of its weirdness.

Movie makers should have a Probabilty Counselor [TM] for their bloody CGI excesses.

Obviously, I am stupid or don´t get the point.

Yeah, sure. Chevy. Congrats. Big deal indeed. In most parts of the world, where they are not selling Camaros and trucks, a Chevy is a re- badged Daewoo.

I got 99 problems, but a Snitch ain´t one.

Simon Templar approves.

Ride a bike. Morbidelli V8, basically a shrunk Cosworth engine.

I dunno... a ton of nice details that somehow don´t sum up to become a nice thing overall.

This is one of the rare movies that will generate prequels only (unless The Asylum put their grubby fingers on it, that is)

Is that Patrick Stewart´s voice doing the voiceover?

If it is not a new Volvo, maybe it i some new Lancia?

Yeah, right, the new Corvette is some massively powered badass machine and a Goddess of Hoon and burning rubber and whatnot, but still- it looks like some of the arts and whatnot designers from Cadillac had a hand in it but fer cryin´ out loud couldn´t keep those Camaro taillights from happening.

I didn´t doubt their existence, I merely hoped to make sense of such a silly name.

All this leather calls for a soundtrack by Spinal Tap, or at least Derek Smalls.