In other situations, sure. But this kid is an idiot. Also, I am fat. I am allowed to fat shame other fatties.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

"unsubstantial garbage" AWWWWWW, poor elitist gamer. I know when I'm stuck on a train with one hand on the support pole and the other on my phone, I want to really delve into something serious like fucking Suikoden II. Sometimes it's ok to kill a few minutes with something silly.

so EDGY.

If the Packers don't want fans to pass out in the bathroom then they should stop calling it an "owner's suite."

Set aside ten minutes and prepare to get weird. Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim:

You might have missed the best parts.

He traveled! There. I saved a bunch of contrarians some time on this beautiful Saturday. You're welcome.

Must be the guy who designed the N64's controller.

Absolutely. But it's not for chugging. Try a sip of Lagavulin. It's been known to bring dead people back to life if administered within a reasonable amount of time.

and you would be wrong. see above.

sounds like a dingo would fuck you up too tho

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Edit: I'm sorry

Edit: I'm not really sorry.

I really want this game. But I'm still living at home, and if my parents found it I would be beheaded right then and there. xD

You can skip it. It's crap.

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

Is this like one of those Magic Eye things where you have to relax your eyes and focus at the same time? I still can't see him...

enh. looks like they harshly limit the bottom-most film they will show. tried looking at sci-fi movies rated by rottentomato and was given an empty bupkis as a list. sorry, but pass....