If you ask me, Watkins needs to put the team before himself going forward. He needs to play more like SamUS Watkins.

What do you expect? It's a musical.

Ugh, no one cares what you think, you're not even real for gods sake!

Offenbach's "Can Can Music" was playing when I came upon this article, which perfectly syncs with the tower of twitchers.

I have a different interpretation:

But it does involve a Deadspin

Great observation. Did you build your investigation after watching the video like the rest of us?

i...live tens of thousands of miles from the bay area

4chan wannabes?

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FALLOUT 4!!!!!!!!...make it so universe.

Still waiting to hear what the hazing ritual was... Like, how did they get up there and what was under them? More importantly, what kind of apparatus was used for said suspension?

I'm glad these kids were reprimanded. School administrators really need to crack down on this shit. I do my part to support student athletes, but sometimes they really take advantage of their privilege and go too far. I mean, for fuck's sake, just last week the hazing I witnessed at a charity event for the local…

BOY: [Gets tense]

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

What in the holy hell is going on here? Why are people saying shit to me about TV rating systems like I'm the guy that made the point and not happyhoosier? My point was that it's crazy that the shittiest NFL game of the week is still worth more than even the most popular shows on TV and then here comes every nutjob…

I really like this sign, though.

Yeah, that's bad. You shouldn't be watching Big Bang Theory.