What the hell is the South Harmon Institute of Technology's mascot doing there?

My dyslexia caused the name to read as Tim Bisley. First, i was confused, then when my eyes placed it in proper order, i was saddened that there was nothing new Tim Bisley related.

*My first EGM cover.*

*My first Nintendo Power cover.*

My first Gamepro cover.

If i would have an iOS device, i would be playing it now, i'm sure.

Simply Put...

Pfft, whatever.

"Appropriately-timed, well-used screencap" meta-five!

Could you imagine getting slapped to death by a 4-foot long, violet dong bat while dressed as a cheerleader with a mohawk?

Yeaaaaaahhhh—-, it was.

OMG POP-UPS IN THE REAL WORLD! RUUUUN!

Oh yeah, i'm the same beaten wife returning to the 'regretful' capcom again and again. My original statement was meant on more of a general ground that when Big Business isn't trying to make butt babies, that's when heads turn and audible gasps of surprise echo throughout the land.

...pump-action, disc-spewing blaster.

Witty rephrase of previously witty rephrasing adding enough banality to bring clever joke to a screeching halt while still being utterly drenched in desperate desire to appear as a bash quote.

The antichrist in female form that could destroy the world? That's a Palin.

highfive.

GADAMNITITSNOT!?

I find it oddly disenchanting that we are now more shocked when we don't get sexed in the butt by a company.

Well damnit. My interest is piqued. If it's $10 on steam, i'm in.