OH thats funny! I've never played CN:V. However, from oldschool Nintendo Power adverts, the box looks like it's a Strider clone, and the gameplay looked like Rambo.

Oh man, Misleading Text Disappointment Meter gets an x2 Multiplier.

Due to Argentina already crying for it, Sony could not legally obtain the originally proposed name, the E-Vita.

B-b-but... how can it be REAL TIME when dealing with theoretical travel?!

What's wrong with her?!

Yea, there's the guys with masks. The ninjas.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

Wow! What a deal! Isn't that like $3.26 in real dollars?

So, will bandwagon-jumping Skarlet fans be known for "Riding The Skarlet Tide?"

THIS is a real snooki. And forever will remain that way in my head.

HAH reminds me of a Blaine Capatch (i think) joke:

I'm going with "Arcadiac." (haven't heard it before, but i think it fits)

Gamestop Preorder Bonus- Limited Edition HHME Folding Chair Controller: Confirmed.

I dig it.

Note: LOOK AFT!!!

Excited for Final Fantasy Type-O? Negative.

I'm just over 30 myself, and this question/comment (QUEMMENT! thx nerdist!) is slightly off topic:

Nuh huh! Dead Rising 2 + Left 4 Dead = Left 6 2xDead Rising!

Fun run. Just because the words rhyme doesn't mean they go together. It's like having this goiter on the side of my neck... "This thing? Nah, don't worry about it. This things hilarious. A laugh riot.

So i was about to continue the "Oh no..." thing, a la family guy, but then the possible cross-over animation of Macho Man crashing through a wall in place of The Kool Aid Man just felt horribly inappropriate. (including the untimely and quite dark chuckle of irony that escaped my lips)