Hah. I was popping my head in to say "Needs more Dean Cain," but... you've got that covered!

I really believe that "standing" is now added in for typing out timing. "Air," after it's read, is a constant. You know that you have to do XXX XXX and XXX before landing. Then you either "crouch" or "stand" for a few more.

I dunno. This strat guide will have hitbox info and other things. I think the controls were simplified, but the engine looks to be HELLA deep.

Consider the descriptor ("Air," for example) to be a constant, after it's said. It's for timing so you know that XXX XXX and XXX need to happen before you land. Same for crouching. Stay crouched until it says "stand."

I just caught up with oldschool MvC2 buddies of mine (10 year friendship, used to play DC w/ em every couple of days. MvC2 for hours.)

@Focusknock: While that would be cool to see some of those other levels, my mother knows 1-1 of mario. It is THE level to recreate that will get more views than any other game. Just because of how much of a household name Mario has become.

@Michael Dukakis: If only you could go two posts w/out making a pun.

@HobbitGamer: Maybe it's only because he believes in "G" "O" "S" & "T," but "H"... that's a fake fucking letter, right there. Don't believe "H" for a second!

@Prayer Police: IMPROV!

@Nick Edge: Haha fair enough (hadn't considered that)

Urge to photoshop two giant dicks into his hands*... rising... rising...

Hmm. Her attitude seems a bit soft:

@clumsyninja: I see you say "movies," but i'd like to cast my vote to put Daffy Duck & Porky Pig's portrayal of Mr. Of Locksley and the Friar as "second."

@Nick Edge: Doesn't the headline read "Man Steals...?"

@hazelnut1112:

@random_droid: It was around my 20th viewing of that commercial that i realized he's kissing a miniature golden giraffe.

@billpendry: Challenge accepted.

@ePrometheus: HAHA! That made me lol at work. Good work :)

Reason for the brown hands:

My PS2 Phatty bit the dust a couple of months back. Going to pick up a new(/used/refurb/whatev) one w/in the next few weeks.