Like the woman competing against Ellison in tomorrow’s primary? The woman retweeting the allegations? Hmmm....

According to your own article, the problem isn’t that they can’t take water from the creek. They wouldn’t have to take the water — destroying a fragile ecosystem in the process — if assholes with guns hadn’t shot up the firefighters’ water tanks. Those people are rightfully frustrated, but should probably direct their…

I wonder how they feel about that mentally ill guy the guards boiled alive in Florida? Or the homeless guy the guards starved to death in a Milwaukee jail cell? Or the children locked up in solitary in Riker’s until they go insane? Or the fact that the US is the only country to lock up a higher percentage of its own…

Way before being an atheist was edgy or cool, Fredrick the Great famously said: “Christianity is an old metaphysical fiction, stuffed with fables, contradictions and absurdities: it was spawned in the fevered imagination of the Orientals, and then spread to our Europe, where some fanatics espoused it, where some…

• Roughly two-thirds of the United States’ population lives within the 100-mile zone—that is, within 100 miles of a U.S. land or coastal border. That’s about 200 million people.

A high school teacher? You mean someone who probably has at least a master’s degree, works well with diverse groups, is an expert on education policy, and has a documented history of public service?

Vote. Which sounds simplistic, and maybe it is, but you need to vote. And a few other suggestions that seem simplistic. That’s because they are simplistic. They also work.

The correct name for which is “Google Maps.”

This is a good example of technically accurate but profoundly misleading...If tips don’t make up the difference their employer has to pay it.

There are really several numbers to keep in mind, mostly depending upon the length of flight:

I was incorrect, it was Kenneth Copland who was avoiding demonically-caused airport delays.

Was it Pat Robertson who explained his private jet by claiming that, if he flew commercial and Jesus happened to speak to him, it would scare the other passengers?

Just a reminder: his “trainer” testified under oath that Zimmerman had taken somewhere between 800 and 1000 hours of MMA training, but was still a wimp.

Tip: unless you ARE a Jew, try not to say “a Jew.”

“You’re pronouncing the name of your state wrong”

1. Rachel Dolezal got elected president of a chapter of the NAACP. These things aren’t always so clear.

And why were they so fearful in this one particular instance? Aren’t guns both legal and common in New Mexico?

“Bad training” and oversight is why it should be manslaughter and not murder.

The latest accusation, as reported in Politico, is that an anonymous woman claims that in 2006 Al Franken did not kiss a total stranger. A man with a sterling reputation and in the public eye for 45 years just walked up to a completely random lady and tried to pull a Trump.

I didn’t say the photo was fake or that she was in on it. You made that up.