Call me a cynic if you absolutely must but something tells me that the people who had a problem with the Cheerios commercial are going to have less of a problem with an interracial couple when it's a white man and asian woman than they did with a black man and white woman.

As much as I love me some Jon Stewart, I will miss Oliver's sexxy Carlos Danger dance.

BEAUTIFUL MEN THREAD KLAXON!

If a woman was following a man around, harassing him, physically intimidating him, trying to force herself on him, I'd be fine with him standing up for himself. Women can be perpetrators of sexual violence, too. Don't jump to conclusions, little troll.

LAURA I HAVE VIDEO OF THEM

I don't cum, with a person or myself. Tried everything, didn't work, don't really care. It's far easier to quickly fake it than to explain that, no, I'm not going to finish and no, I do not just need the "right guy to do it properly".

Internet high-five for admitting to being the cabana boy.

My SO will fake orgasms when we're just doing a quickie for fun. We both know she's doing it, but I'm easy to please. Just the fact that she's play acting for my benefit is really sweet and turns me on. Telling the difference is also really easy, because fake O's are loud and outrageous. Real O's are nearly silent…

Tell us more about stretched anuses.

I'm an atheist, but in this case, I get it.

I will be in Ohio this weekend, soooo...

Water? You mean like out the toilet?

If someone is trying to make a statement with their fancy plastic bottle of water, I don't want to interact with them.

Excellent little experimental game. Didn't know what I was expecting, but it surprised me. The Rock, Paper, Scissors and maze games were interesting, but I really enjoyed the musical-gameplay interaction in the last section.