Plus Kate's husband has her back in a way Diana's never did.

The only change Charles is going to bring that we know of, so far, is streamlining the royal family. He wants to make Edward, Andrew, and Anne lesser royals and cut off monetary support to their children (I believe he has already cut off a few from the Royal Protection Officers, leaving them to pick up the price tag…

I feel like possibly part of the reason the current generation of royals seemingly haven't been pushed into getting married young is how the whole Princess Di thing panned out. Granted Prince Charles was, like, 33 at the time, but Diana was 19 when she got engaged and just barely 20 years old when she married. She…

PLEASE STOP THESE PICTURES! Can someone take care of Ingus Cunnil please? Fuck, I love you Jez and God knows I don't want these dick heads to win but I can't do this much longer. I'm so sorry you guys have to see this shit every day. Just, fuck people.

Yeah I imagine Diane's DGAF levels were pretty high toward the end of her marriage. Well, we know they were, because she went on TV and was like, "My husband cheated on me a whole bunch. I don't care who knows it. PEACE OUT ROYAL FAMILY."

Based on that, I'd love to see where Kate is like twelve years from now. Deep into the grind of shaking hands and smiling. I hope she gets bored and takes a more courageous approach to being a princess. Nobody could pull off another Diana, but it would be nice for Kate to shift into a more interesting position. Same…

Is it good?

yes, but is it like sprite?

A few months ago a couple of black teenagers in my apartment complex were in a fight outside my window, with a whole group of teens and younger kids in a circle around them shouting them on. I thought about calling the cops, but I didn't want any of the kids to get shot. I watched from the window just in case it…

My birthday is approaching and I always get unreasonably sad around that day. For instance, someone wishing me a happy birthday makes me want to cry. I guess it's because I feel lonely, but the truth is I don't really know why. It's definitely not a getting older thing, but I suppose it does remind me of my own…

Today I downloaded a countdown app.

So... I bought my first house this week (sort of). It's actually a trailer... a very nice trailer, so don't judge. I saw it on Craigslist, and it was totally adorable when I went to see it in person, and decided to take the plunge. I'll need to pay a lot rent but after it's all said and done, I've essentially cut my…

Oh god. So my roommate has her boyfriend over and his friend, they're heading out and are all chatting in the living room (my friend has run to the store). They don't know I'm here. And they are talking about 50 Shades of Grey. It is the funniest conversation in the world.

Yeah, sorry. I don't think police officers deserve any special recognition for doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing, especially when so many of them fuck it up. Get rape arrests and convictions up, get death by police down, and stop killing family pets, and I might consider giving the police some accolades.

Those guys will take ANYTHING. I kind of feel like magpies are the doomsday preppers of the bird world.

This won't win the pissing contest because it's only partially about a crazy animal, but it's a cute story.

A friend of mine died. I was really sad. I was sitting outside missing her on a bench outside of work on a beautiful sunny day. A lovely orange butterfly landed on my knee and hung out there for several minutes. It cheered me up immensely, and flew away.

I usually jog late at night in the summer because it's too fucking hot to do it at any other time. My old route was in a secluded neighborhood near a forest, so a lot of trees, minimal lighting, and not a ton of cars.

A couple of months ago I was with my girlfriend visiting her sister out in the wilds of New Jersey. We were out taking a walk on the road in her development when, off to the side in the woods, we spotted a deer along with a very young fawn. We paused to look, I got a shitty picture with my phone, etc.