I'm kind of right there with you. I mean, they are very clear about their expectations of one another and actually communicate (with one another) really well. Like @pavlovsbitch said, I often imagine that is how the Clintons are. There are things that transcend love/hormones and you have built a bond with a person…

there is nothing wrong with you!

I assure you it is passive aggressive, but aimed less at you than at your country's ludicrous insistence on using an illogical date format shunned by the rest of the world.

And don't get me started on your measuring system!

Of course this is just in the US because everyone else thinks 12/13/14 is an invalid date.

I kinda wish she had said instead "Have an unlimited amount of self-esteem."

This is where I am with this as well. On a bad day, I could see getting indignant with a mugger. Fuck you asshole, you want to shoot me over a phone, fucking do it. On the other hand, I don't want to be the person who gets shot over a phone. So I would probably throw it as far and hard as I could and then run.

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.

It was my first foray into erotica too and I literally just threw the books into the garbage. I just was so disgusted by the fact the author had this girl completely consumed by that dickhead of a male character that any sex parts were rendered irrelevant.

Yeah I have an 18 yr old sister and a 9 yr old sister and you my 9 yr old sis is sometimes more feminist that the 18yr old. It's like all her and her friends care about is 'the one' and how they can change to what the guy wants. And I hate that.

I'd love to say it gets better when they're teenagers, but it doesn't.

I'm quick to feel shame or think I'm not as good at mothering as I should be. I feel guilty I can't give my son all the experiences he 'should' have. I don't have the means to give him the things I wish I could. The most liberating moment came to me when I was feeling bad on myself about this and my mother-in-law said…

Alright then, fuck the cane. We will get you a little cart shaped like a chariot and a pair of rottweilers to pull you around. Now that would strike fear into people!

I wasn't too thrilled with last season at first. Somewhere towards the end of the season, I read an article from the showrunner (I think) and he said the season was shot in 3 episode arcs.

I defy you to find any negative reference to Phil Hartman in recorded history.

I'm not one to believe in fate, but the following sequence of events makes me wonder...

This starts with a bunch of bad, but stick with me. I got drunk one night, and my best friend joked that I was going to end up having sex with his younger brother, whom I had just met. I apparently got feisty, and shouted that "I [was] going to marry him!"

Oh and I also once won 8 bottles of whisky and a ham at a raffle at a fair with a ticket that my 2 BFFs and I had bought for a fiver. We were 19. Great times!

My husband and I have been together since I was 16, we got married when I was 21 and stopped using birth control immediately. Fast forward 8 years still no kids of our own. Fertility test show due to my PCOS causing cysts in my fallopian tubes rather then on the ovaries the chance of us ever conceiving without extreme…

I had a 2,640 pound steel door crush me to the ground back in November and I'm not dead, a quadriplegic, a paraplegic , in a body cast, or dead. Did I mention I'm not dead?