Draw and quarter

Her estate maybe?

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

"If I punched you in the face just right, you would look a lot like Madonna."

I kind of dug the ending, it was frustrating because we're always wanting everything to be wrapped up but ...

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hm... If Zac is bearding for michelle, it's rather like closing the barn door after the horse is out.

Just finished this book. Saroo is 5 when he goes with his brother to beg in a nearby town. His brother leaves him in the train station because he's tired. He jumps on a train and ends up 3/4s of the way across India in Calcutta. He survives for weeks on the street until finally he ends up in an orphanage, where he…

THANK YOU! The Fall was so hard to watch, he's so freaking hot as a psycho killer. I felt like such a perv. Mind you I was equally as attracted to Gillian Anderson, so I guess it balances out.

I hate the creators of the 50 Shades movie so much, because they cast Jamie Dornan. He is so fucking gorgeous, and now I want to watch him do weird sex stuff. He makes me feel conflicting things on The Fall.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

You forgot "If you don't have one and don't want one, everyone says you'll "change your mind"."

I love this...what a great theory. We were definitely in the "C" category. We both thought we wanted kids. We were 21 and 22 when we met. The longer we are married, the more fun we have and now we've decided that life's pretty damn complete without kids. We've been married 11 years, 15 total together. Thankfully, my…

Remember, if such an occasion should occur, it's important to stay well hydrated.

It is supremely refreshing to read about woman my age (almost to the year) who just says yeah, kids are great, nothing wrong with kids but I didn't want them and thank God I didn't get talked/talk myself into that monumental decision for shaky, vague "because" reasons.

For some reason she totally won me over in the movie "In Her Shoes." When her character learned to read I cried.

That's bullshit. People who have kids usually do so because they want to, because it fulfills a personal need, and that's as it should be but it's not selfless.

I look at people like Diaz and I say, "good for you!" Because I'd love to be comfortable with that choice.

Is it me, or is Cameron Diaz getting more awesome as time goes on?

I'm so sorry. :(

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.