*was

like way back in the day before we genocided the natives and bought the rest from the other people claiming it ... now it's ours and they need to gtfo.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUY WHAT AM I?!?

I must say, that is a fine looking collie, as collies go. And I concur about the sandwich as well.

They should go with Chelsea Clinton. The camera loves her, and she's extremely charismatic...

My friend is a legislative aide for a state senator. She had a woman come in to help her get a new ID because she had wired over 25K plus multiple ipads to two separate single father contractors in Nigeria stuck there with their sons. She, despite knowing that she needed to do some identity theft prevention stuff,…

First it was the mainstreaming of cunt, then "cheers" for thanks, then "Happy Christmas" instead of Merry, then ginger for redhead (along with bizarrely adopting the stigma, which we didn't have before that Southpark episode), now bless.

Maroon 5 has awesome music that doesn't sound like anything else on the radio.

Guess what? The men who really love women and think they're the most amazing people in the world and treat them like goddesses ARE fucking misogynist pigs. The good men are the ones who treat women like actual people.

She did, however, date the brother of the worst cast member of Made in Chelsea, however. Which I'm sure was punishing.

To be fair, I'd totally rather live under a totalitarian king than live in a country where people vote for the modern iteration of the Republican party.

"It's such a horrendous story" could also just describe his band.

Oldman Yells at Cloud.

Joan Rivers just seems to get more tasteless as time goes on.

Jez really love their slut shaming, amiright?

Fuck Joan Rivers.

Wasn't Stewart's big break a film directed by a woman?

Joan Rivers is a disgusting human being.

Hypocrisy, I know thy name, and it is Jezebel.